you hear yourself saying the following, all in the same evening:
- “Don’t drag your brother across the wood floor, he’s going to hurt his head!”
- “Give your brother his monkey back, now!”
- “Underwear belong in the hamper, not the garbage!”
- “It’s your own fault that your hand hurts, that’s what happens when you hit someone.”
- “No, the ‘golden rule’ isn’t ‘Do to others what they did to you’ and it doesn’t mean you can hit back.”
- “Don’t throw that, you’re going to break the TV.”
- “Yes, it is interesting that food goes in one place and comes out two places.”
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Way too funny!