Daniel Henninger’s entry in today’s Wall Street Journal Opinion section (sorry, WSJ.com doesn’t allow deep links without subscription) is hilarious. He suggests some plot lines using Dan Brown’s crazy consipiracy theory theme:
Bill Clinton is directly descended from Henry VIII; Hillary is his third cousin. Jack Ruby was Ronald REagan’s half-brother. Dick Cheney has been dead for five years; the vice president is a clone created by Halliburton in 1998. The Laffer Curve is the secret sign of the Carlyle Group. Michael Moore is the founder of the Carlyle Group, which started World War I. The New York Times is secretly run by the Rosicrucians (this is revealed on the first page of Chapter 47 of the Da Vince Code if you look at the 23rd line through a kaleidoscope). Jacques Chirac is descended from Judas.
Too funny!