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The GXAT

Andy Crouch highlights the “Generation-X Aptitude Test” on Culture Making:

The first question on the GXAT [Generation X Aptitude Test, better known as the G-zat] is this:

1. Do you want to change the world?

A. Yes, and I’m proud to say we did it, man. We changed the world. Just look around you!

B.
Yes, absolutely, and I promise I will get back to doing that just as
soon as interest rates return to where they’re supposed to be.

C. Omigod, omigod, changing the world and helping people is, like, totally important to me! I worked in a soup kitchen once and it was so sad but the poor people there had so much dignity!

D.
The way you phrase that question is so . . . cheesy and absurd that I
am not even sure I want to continue with this pointless exercise.

That’s the only question on the GXAT.

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Early Christianity Historical Theology History Spirituality

Perpetua IV: Questions

Here are some questions for discussion about the Passion of Perpetua and Felicitas.

Question I: What were the nature of Perpetua’s dreams / visions and what do they say about her spiritual beliefs and practices?

Related sub-questions:

Were Perpetua’s dreams / visions given to her by the Holy Spirit, were they stress-induced psychological manifestations, are they literary devices, or all or none of the above?

What messages would the record of Perpetua’s dreams / visions have communicated to third-century readers?

Can we infer from Perpetua’s reliance on dreams and visions that she was part of a Montanist or proto-Montanist movement?

Question II: What, if anything, can we infer about Perpetua’s understanding of the afterlife from her vision about her deceased younger brother (and, presumably, the understanding of the afterlife in the Christian community she had joined)?

Question III: Should we take Perpetua today as a role model?

Related sub-questions:

What should we make today of Perpetua’s spirituality of dreams and visions?

What should we make today of the theology implicit in Perpetua’s dreams / visions, particularly concerning the afterlife?

Should we be eager, as Perpetua and Felicitas were, for martyrdom?

Can you think of any contemporary analogues to Perpetua’s story that might edify the North American missional church and/or appeal to people who are indifferent to the Gospel?

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Early Christianity Historical Theology History

Perpetua III: Favorite Quotes

These are some of my favorite quotes from the Passion of Perpetua and Felicitas.

“And Hilarian the procurator – he that after the death of Minucius Timinian the proconsul had received in this room the right and power of the sword – said: ‘Spare your father’s grey hairs; spare the infancy of the boy. Make sacrifice for the Emperor’s prosperity.’ And I answered: ‘I am a Christian.’”

“And when they had been brought to the gate and were being compelled to put on, the men the dress of the priests of Saturn, the women the dress of the priestesses of Ceres, the noble Perpetua remained of like firmness to the end, and would not. For she said: ‘For this cause came we willingly unto this, that our liberty might not be obscured.’”

‘The said he [Saturus] to Pudens the soldier: ‘Farewell; remember the faith and me; and let not these things trouble you, but strengthen you. And therewith he took from Pudens’ finger a little ring, and dipping it in his wound gave it back again for an heirloom, leaving him a pledge and memorial of his blood.’”

“But Perpetua, that she might have some taste of pain, was pierced between the bones and shrieked out; and when the swordsman’s hand wandered still (for he was a novice), herself set it upon her own neck. Perchance so great a woman could not else have been slain (being feared of the unclean spirit) had she not herself so willed it.”

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Early Christianity Historical Theology History

Perpetua II — Summary

This is a summary of the Passion of Perpetua and Felicitas.

The document is the prison diary of Vibia Perpetua. Perpetua’s account of her pending execution is framed by a prologue and after-word that may have been composed by Tertullian or another witness to the executions.

Perpetua and a number of other catechumens (people who were preparing to join the Christian Church) are arrested shortly after their baptism. Two deacons in the local church, who apparently had not been arrested, pay bribes to gain access to the prisoners and to permit Perpetua to nurse her infant and visit with her family. During a visit, Perpetua’s brother, who also is a Christian cathecumen, relates that the Lord told him Perpetua should “ask for a vision” about whether she would be released or martyred.

Perpetua seeks a vision from the Lord concerning whether she will be released or martyred. She receives a vision of a ladder to heaven guarded by a serpent. She understands this to mean that she will be required to overcome her fear and receive martyrdom.

Perpetua’s father is permitted to visit her and tries to convince her to renounce her Christian faith so that she would be spared. There is a moving account of his grief and his efforts to manipulate Perpetua into avoiding martyrdom.

After a few more days in prison, while the group is praying, Perpetua “uttered a word and named Dinocrates,” her brother, who had died of an ulcerating disease at age seven. She begins to pray for Dinocrates. That night, she has a vision of Dinocrates in distress, reaching towards a fountain of water that was too high for him. Perpetua continues to pray for Dinocrates and receivedsanother vision of him appearing clean, healthy, and drinking from a golden cup. She notes “[t]hen I understood that he was translated from his pains.”

The day before her execution, Perpetua receives a final vision in which she “became a man” and defeated an Egyptian warrior in the arena. She understands this vision to mean that “I should fight, not with beasts but against the devil; but I knew that mine was the victory.”

Following the narrative of Perpetua’s final vision, the document recounts a vision received by Saturus. It seems that Saturus was imprisoned after the first group of cathecumens that had been captured along with Perpetua. His is a vision of heaven, where he and Perpetua met other martyrs. Also present in Saturus’ vision are “Optatus the bishop” and “Aspasius the priest and teacher,” who are involved in a dispute. Perpetua speaks with Optatus and Aspasius “in Greek” and then they are addressed by the angels.

The document then describes the martyrdom of Perpetua and the other prisoners. Felicty, a cathecumen who was a slave, is afraid that she will not be martyred, because she is pregnant, and it was illegal to subject a pregnant woman to capital punishment. The other prisoners pray that Felicity would deliver her baby in time. The baby is born and entrusted to Felicity’s sister. The martyrs enjoy a final love feast together, apparently a “last meal” of the same sort we provide people on death row today.

The prisoners refuse to dress as Roman priests and priestesses for the spectacle. They speak boldy to the Roman Procurator, Hilarian, about God’s judgment. The crowed is outraged and Hilarian orders them to be flogged. Wild animals are uncaged, including a boar (which gores and kills its handler), a bear (which fails to attack), a “savage cow,” and a leopard. They report a sort of ecstatic state in which they feel no pain as the animals attack. A soldier named Pudens finishes off the mauled and bleeding prisoners with a sword. Before dying, Saturus gives Pudens a blood-soaked ring as a memorial.

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Early Christianity Historical Theology

Perpetua I: Background

For my church history class at Biblical Seminary, I was assigned to read and present on The Passion of Perpetua and Felicitas. It’s a truly fascinating account of the martyrdom of a wealthy third century Roman woman in Carthage. He’s the background:

Historical Background

In the third century, Carthage was the capital of the Roman province of North Africa. Carthage was second only to Rome in wealth and sophistication. The area surrounding Carthage was the breadbasket of the Roman Empire and was known for producing wheat and fine olive oil. The wealth produced by this industry enabled the elites of Carthage to enjoy access to public art, literature, and the theater. Carthage was famous for its amphitheater.

Carthage was culturally diverse. Many Carthiginians were proud of their dual Roman-African heritage. We might say that if Rome was like a combination of New York City and Washington, D.C. today, Carthage was like Chicago or Los Angeles.

The Passion states that Perpetua came from a “good family.” Perpetua’s family name Vibius, was an ancient aristocratic Roman name. It is likely that Perpetua’s family had deep roots in the Roman-Carthiginian upper classes.

The Roman family was deeply patriarchal. Perpetua’s father likely was directly involved in her upbringing and education, and expected her unquestioned love and devotion in return. It is clear from the language and style used by Perpetua in her prison diary that she was intelligent, strong willed, and highly literate.

Pepetua was “wedded honorably” and was nursing a baby when she was martyred at twenty-two years of age. We know nothing of her husband.

Perpetua and the other martyrs we meet in her diary were “cathecumens.” These were people undergoing an extended period of preparation for baptism.

The early Christian writer Tertullian (ca. 160-ca. 240), a native of Carthage, wrote a scathing treatment of the spectacles offered in the amphitheater, which he considered idolatrous. Tertullian also collected and published martyr stories, including Perpetua’s. It is possible that Tertullian wrote the editorial glosses at the beginning and end of the account from Perpetua’s diary.

Later in his life, Tertullian allied himself with the Montanists, a group that believed the Holy Spirit continued to offer new revelation to the Church. Female prophets were important in the Montanist movement. The possible connection between Perpetua – a strong-willed woman who was admired by Tertullian and who received visions – and Montanism or proto-Montanism is hotly disputed. Montanist teaching eventually was condemned by the Bishop of Rome.

Sources:

Joyce E. Salisbury, Perpetua’s Passion: The Death and Memory of a Young Roman Woman (Routledge 1997).

The Tertullian Project

David Baumgardner, The Carthage Amphitheater: A Reappraisal, American Journal of Archaeology, Vol. 93, No. 1 (Jan. 1989), pp. 85-103.

Paul Turner, The Hallelujah Highway: A History of the Cathecumenate (Liturgy Training 2000), at pp. 28-30.

Paul McKechnie, “Second Century ‘Women’s Religion,’” in Everett Ferguson, ed., Recent Studies in Early Christianity: A Collection of Essays (Routledge 1999).

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Law and Policy Spirituality

Watching History

I watched the innaguration of President Obama in the law school auditorium. The room was packed. Some people wept. One woman lifted her hands in the air when Rick Warren prayed (though a few people boo’ed Warren). The entire room stood when the oath of office was administered. People clapped and cheered as though they were present at the ceremony. There was a mood in the room, not only of hope, but also of relief.

I think those of us from middle and upper-middle class conservative church backgrounds just don’t fathom the depth of disenfranchisement felt by so many people during the Bush years. Even more than ever, it seemed clear to me today that our alignment with Republican politics has been profoundly unfaithful to our calling as the Church. Yes, there are things our conscience as the Church requires us to speak clearly about. I think, I hope, that we’re learning how to do that with true independence and humility.

I feel proud and grateful to have been able to witness the first African-American President’s innaguration. I also feel proud and grateful to be among such an amazing group of colleagues and students. And I feel energized to keep about the work of faith, truth, justice, renewal and hope in allegience to and by the grace of Jesus the Redeemer.

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Law and Policy Photography and Music

MLK

Watch this, then listen to Richie Haven’s new version of We Don’t Get Fooled Again.  ‘Nuff said.

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Academic Spirituality

The Death of Education

Jamie Smith offers some thoughts on the instrumentalization of education.

As a graduate school prof, I respond: Oh, bladey bladey blah. There is a time in everyone’s career when one gets curmudgeonly. Yet, much of what he says is true — probably even more so in law schools, which are expressly offering career-centric training. But consider the alternative: an elitist system in which only the (male) children of the very rich get to spend a few years at Harvard or Yale (or Oxford, or the Imperial Court) before rejoining the real world while everyone else labors without any education at all?

I think the time we live in now is so unprecedented in terms of education that we take it for granted. I was reading Wired magazine this morning with my coffee, an article about a guy who was sequencing his own daughter’s genome to try and figure out her disability, and thinking: “how can the Church remain relevant in a world where a mid-level employee at a biotech company has enough knowledge and technology to sequence his own child’s genome? What could we say to a guy like that to convince him that Christianity is intellectually credible and satisfying and the Bible isn’t just a collection of ancient Hebrew fairy tales?”

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Humor

2009 Counterterrorism Calendar

  Yes, this is the real deal.  According to the National Counterterroism Center’s website, “[t]his edition, like others since the Calendar was first published in a
daily planner format in 2003, contains useful information across a wide
range of terrorism-related topics: terrorist groups, wanted terrorists,
and technical pages on various threat-related issues. The Calendar
marks dates according to the Gregorian and Islamic calendars, and
contains significant dates in terrorism history, as well as dates that
terrorists may believe are important when planning
“commemoration-style” attacks.”

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Ecclesiology Spirituality Theology

Mouw on Atonement

Evangelical Protestants have rightly emphasized the ‘transactional’ dimensions of the atoning work of Christ over against the teaching of the theological liberals.  But in their own ways evangelicals too have operated with a restricted view of the redemptive ministry of Jesus.  They have placed limits on the scope and power of the Cross.  In boasting of a ‘full gospel’ they have often proclaimed a truncated Christianity.  In speaking of a blood that cleanses from all unrighteousness, they have consistently restricted the meaning of the word ‘all.’  They have seen the work of Christ as beinga totally transforming power only within individual lives.  They have not shown much interest in the work of the Lamb as it applies to the broad reaches of culture or the patterns of political life, nor as a power that heals the racism, ethnocentrism, sexism, and injustice that have for so long poisoned human relationships.  To such Christians we must insist that the Lamb is indeed the lamp of the City; just as we must insist to liberal Christians that the light which illuminates the City does indeed issue from the Lamb who shed his own blood as a ransom for sin.

Richard Mouw, When the Kings Come Marching In, p. 111-112.