{"id":228,"date":"2005-08-26T10:54:19","date_gmt":"2005-08-26T18:54:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tgdarkly.com\/blog\/?p=211"},"modified":"2005-08-26T10:54:19","modified_gmt":"2005-08-26T18:54:19","slug":"pancake-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/2005\/08\/26\/pancake-song\/","title":{"rendered":"Pancake Song"},"content":{"rendered":"

My daughter had a sleep-over last night and I cooked the girls pancakes this morning. In a flash of inspiration, this song came to me. This is to the tune of “Deep and Wide,” which you will know if you’ve ever attended Sunday School, Children’s Church or Vacation Bible School:<\/p>\n

Flat and round, flat and round, there’s a pancake cooking flat and round;
\nFlat and round, flat and round, there’s a pancake cooking flat and round.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Upon hearing this, my seven-year-old son promptly made up his own song to the tune of “Deep and Wide”:<\/p>\n

My dad is dumb, my dad is dumb, my dad is very, very dumb;
\nMy dad is dumb, my dad is dumb, my dad is very, very dumb<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I hereby grant a Creative Commons license to anyone who wishes to use these songs. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My daughter had a sleep-over last night and I cooked the girls pancakes this morning. In a flash of inspiration, this song came to me. This is to the tune of “Deep and Wide,” which you will know if you’ve ever attended Sunday School, Children’s Church or Vacation Bible School: Flat and round, flat and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p824rZ-3G","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}