{"id":236,"date":"2005-09-08T20:02:52","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T04:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tgdarkly.com\/blog\/?p=219"},"modified":"2005-09-08T20:02:52","modified_gmt":"2005-09-09T04:02:52","slug":"you-know-youre-the-father-of-little-boys-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/2005\/09\/08\/you-know-youre-the-father-of-little-boys-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You Know You&#039;re the Father of Little Boys When&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>you hear yourself saying the following, all in the same evening:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Don&#8217;t drag your brother across the wood floor, he&#8217;s going to hurt his head!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Give your brother his monkey back, now!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Underwear belong in the hamper, not the garbage!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;It&#8217;s your own fault that your hand hurts, that&#8217;s what happens when you hit someone.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No, the &#8216;golden rule&#8217; isn&#8217;t &#8216;Do to others what they did to you&#8217; and it doesn&#8217;t mean you can hit back.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Don&#8217;t throw that, you&#8217;re going to break the TV.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Yes, it is interesting that food goes in one place and comes out two places.&#8221;<\/li>\n<ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>you hear yourself saying the following, all in the same evening: &#8220;Don&#8217;t drag your brother across the wood floor, he&#8217;s going to hurt his head!&#8221; &#8220;Give your brother his monkey back, now!&#8221; &#8220;Underwear belong in the hamper, not the garbage!&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s your own fault that your hand hurts, that&#8217;s what happens when you hit someone.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p824rZ-3O","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}