{"id":259,"date":"2005-10-19T12:57:17","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T20:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tgdarkly.com\/blog\/?p=242"},"modified":"2005-10-19T12:57:17","modified_gmt":"2005-10-19T20:57:17","slug":"ive-got-gas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/2005\/10\/19\/ive-got-gas\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#039;ve Got Gas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just heard the most unintentionally funny radio commercial ever produced.  A group called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.intelligentenergy.org\/\">Intelligent Energy<\/a> is promoting natural gas for home heating in New York.  Their toll-free number is 1-877-I&#8217;VE-GOT-GAS, and their tag line, sung in that cheery radio commercial style is &#8220;Intelligent Energy &#8212; I&#8217;ve Got Gas.&#8221;  There&#8217;s a big &#8220;I&#8217;ve Got Gas!&#8221; button on their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.intelligentenergy.org\/\">website<\/a> as well (and, as indicated by the &#8220;R&#8221; in a circle, &#8220;I&#8217;ve Got Gas&#8221; is a <a href=\"http:\/\/tess2.uspto.gov\/bin\/showfield?f=doc&#038;state=i4j3u1.3.4\">registered trademark<\/a>).  I&#8217;m not sure if I&#8217;m supposed to redo my home heating or excuse myself from the room and take some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beanogas.com\/\">Beano<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just heard the most unintentionally funny radio commercial ever produced. A group called Intelligent Energy is promoting natural gas for home heating in New York. Their toll-free number is 1-877-I&#8217;VE-GOT-GAS, and their tag line, sung in that cheery radio commercial style is &#8220;Intelligent Energy &#8212; I&#8217;ve Got Gas.&#8221; There&#8217;s a big &#8220;I&#8217;ve Got Gas!&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p824rZ-4b","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}