{"id":530,"date":"2007-03-21T11:18:28","date_gmt":"2007-03-21T19:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tgdarkly.com\/blog\/?p=516"},"modified":"2007-03-21T11:18:28","modified_gmt":"2007-03-21T19:18:28","slug":"but-you-cant-take-it-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/2007\/03\/21\/but-you-cant-take-it-with-you\/","title":{"rendered":"But You Can&#039;t Take it With You&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the obituary of Janet Brown, famous proprietor of a New York fashion botique that catered to the very wealthy, in today&#8217;s New York Times:  <em>&#8220;At an early age Ms. Brown showed an aptitude for shopping.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Well.  There&#8217;s hope for all us dads of preteen girls yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the obituary of Janet Brown, famous proprietor of a New York fashion botique that catered to the very wealthy, in today&#8217;s New York Times: &#8220;At an early age Ms. Brown showed an aptitude for shopping.&#8221; Well. There&#8217;s hope for all us dads of preteen girls yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-augustine","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p824rZ-8y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}