{"id":568,"date":"2007-04-19T04:26:12","date_gmt":"2007-04-19T12:26:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tgdarkly.com\/blog\/?p=558"},"modified":"2007-04-19T04:26:12","modified_gmt":"2007-04-19T12:26:12","slug":"who-runs-this-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/2007\/04\/19\/who-runs-this-town\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Runs This Town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I noticed this intriguing string of headlines in the &#8220;Religion&#8221; section of my local town paper this week:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Presbyterians Plan Many Events.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Unitarians Set April Schedule.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Temple Israel Sets Upcoming Events.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Prince of Peace Sets New Schedule.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm&#8230;  and here the Town Council and Board of Education thought <em>they<\/em> were running things!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I noticed this intriguing string of headlines in the &#8220;Religion&#8221; section of my local town paper this week: &#8220;Presbyterians Plan Many Events.&#8221; &#8220;Unitarians Set April Schedule.&#8221; &#8220;Temple Israel Sets Upcoming Events.&#8221; &#8220;Prince of Peace Sets New Schedule.&#8221; Hmmm&#8230; and here the Town Council and Board of Education thought they were running things!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p824rZ-9a","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidopderbeck.com\/tgdarkly\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}