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The Lost Interview of Jesus?

The Bibliographic Society (B.S.) announced today the discovery of a previously unknown manuscript dating to the first century C.E.  This spectacular find, hidden under a bushel in the Qumran caves, appears to be a record of an interview between a local journalist named Simon Bar Khoba and a person identified tantalizingly only as “the Nazarene.”  I’m reproducing a portion here that has already been deciphered and translated:

SBK:  It’s said that you refuse to sign the Jerusalem Declaration.  My readers would like to know why.

TN:  My kingdom is not of this world. If My kingdom were of this world, then My servants would be fighting the authorities for me; but as it is, My kingdom is not of this realm.

SBK:  But surely you agree that the Roman law is inconsistent with God’s law! Isn’t it our duty as God’s people to change this?

TN:   Put your sword back in its place. All who draw the sword will die by the sword.

SBK:  Who said anything about a sword? I’m talking politics! We need to take back our nation!

TN:  Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels?

SBK:  Um… I guess. So go ahead, call out the angels and let’s transform this culture!

TN:  You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’ But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.

SBK:  That hardly seems practical or fair. Our culture is in the grip of great darkness. It’s our responsibility to confront the darkness and show our leaders their errors. If we rebel against the government, it is an act of love, not retribution.

TN:  You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.

SBK:   So we’re supposed to tolerate the scorn of these reprobates who over-tax us, over-spend on social programs, and all the while indulge in every kind of debauchery? Personally, I’m putting them on notice: I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore. Are you with us or against us?

TN:  Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

SBK:  This is astonishing, if I may say so. We need to show these people we mean business, that we’re organized and unified. The Jerusalem Declaration lays out our core principles, a plan by which we can begin rightly ordering this society. What do you offer instead?

TN:  Destroy this temple, and I will raise it again in three days

SBK:  No, no and a thousand times, no! The Temple can’t be destroyed, it’s the key to our restoration!

TN:   Behold, I am making all things new!

SBK:  You can’t be serious.

At this point, the manuscript becomes illegible. Hopefully, the BS will be able to decipher more of it soon!

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Origen on Gospel Harmonization

Mike Bird at Euangelion posted this quote from Origen’s Commentary on John.  What I love about snippets like this is that we can see how great pre-modern Christian thinkers wrestled with concerns that continue to confront us in Biblical studies today, and we can see that what are sometimes criticized as post-modern approaches in fact are rooted deeply in the Tradition:

“The truth of these matters must lie in that which is seen by the mind. If the discrepancy between the Gospels is not solved, we must give up our trust in the Gospels, as being true and written by a divine spirit, or as records worthy of credence, for both these characters are held to belong to these works. Those who accept the four Gospels, and who do not consider that their apparent discrepancy is to be solved anagogically (by mystical interpretation), will have to clear up the difficulty, raised above, about the forty days of the temptation, a period for which no room can be found in any way in John’s narrative; and they will also have to tell us when it was that the Lord came to Capernaum. If it was after the six days of the period of His baptism, the sixth being that of the marriage at Cans of Galilee, then it is clear that the temptation never took place, and that He never was at Nazara, and that John was not yet delivered up. Now, after Capernaum, where He abode not many days, the passover of the Jews was at hand, and He went up to Jerusalem, where He cast the sheep and oxen out of the temple, and poured out the small change of the bankers. In Jerusalem, too, it appears that Nicodemus, the ruler and Pharisee, first came to Him by night, and heard what we may read in the Gospel. “After these things, Jesus came, and His disciples, into the land of Judaea, and there He tarried with them and baptized, at the same time at which John also was baptizing in AEnon near Salim, because there were many waters there, and they came and were baptized; for John was not yet cast into prison.” On this occasion, too, there was a questioning on the part of John’s disciples with the Jews about purification, and they came to John, saying of the Saviour. “Behold, He baptizeth, and all come to Him.” They had heard words from the Baptist, the exact tenor of which it is better to take from Scripture itself. Now, if we ask when Christ was first in Capernaum, our respondents, if they follow the words of Matthew, and of the other two, will say, After the temptation, when, “leaving Nazareth, He came and dwelt in Capernaum by the sea.” But how can they show both the statements to be true, that of Matthew and Mark, that it was because He heard that John was delivered up that He departed into Galilee, and that of John, found there, after a number of other transactions, subsequent to His stay at Capernaum, after His going to Jerusalem, and His journey from there to Judaea, that John was not yet cast into prison, but was baptizing in Aenon near Salim? There are many other points on which the careful student of the Gospels will find that their narratives do not agree; and these we shall place before the reader, according to our power, as they occur. The student, staggered at the consideration of these things, will either renounce the attempt to find all the Gospels true, and not venturing to conclude that all our information about our Lord is untrustworthy, will choose at random one of them to be his guide; or he will accept the four, and will consider that their truth is not to be sought for in the outward and material letter.”