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My Son the Party Animal

This is an excerpt from my son’s school report about his 12th birthday party. Hmmm. Somehow dad got the bum deal here.

For the rest of the night we either played X-box or just talked. Soon we got tired and watched television. One by one people fell asleep and it was only me, Kyle and Adam left awake. Eventually the three of us got tired and we agreed to fall asleep at the same time.

In the middle of the night I got sick and threw up. My dad came down and cleaned it. In the morning I felt great and none of my friends even knew. It was a fun party.